White boy summer has arrived

White boy summer is here

Trump is winning…

Homophobic jokes are spinning…

And the bank account is filling.

I can say pretty easily this is gonna be the best summer of my life.

However…

There is a prerequisite to enjoying white boy summer

And it aint being white

(Ironically)

((Shout out to my Indian readers🗣️))

No…

The prerequisite to enjoying white boy summer, filled with tanned blondes and marble-glazed hotels is

…MONEY.

Money gets you in the nice places

Buys the nice clothes

Affords the nice tables, with the most scenic destinations and elusive luxuries life can provide.

And the chances are you dont have a fucking penny.

Oh well, be sure to keep up to date with my Instagram story, I’ll be your lens into the white boy summer draft.

…or

You could make your own money, on your own terms…

And by the end of the month have your own disposable income to run up the 2024 summer like none other.

The choice is yours.

Watch my story all summer with your dick in your hand, rotting in your bedroom…

Or learning how to make some genuine cash online and seeing how good life can get.

Pick one.

I’ll see you on Monday.

Tom Stoic