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Afternoon mf’s…

Tom Stoic here

Now you may or may not know this, but beyond the obvious indulgences that copywriting has given me in the past 13 months.

There are a few more niche ones that may tickle your fancy

Attributes to working for oneself that

Lets just say…

Act like the cherry on top to an ALREADY amazing and delicious cake.

#1 The ability to think, write and speak freely

Can you image the HR war if I said the things I do 

… while under employment

I'd be out of a job faster than and english girl gets into bed with stranger

(10-30 minutes depending on the area).


Point is, being a copywriter, making my own money and having the free will to generate my own income has also allowed me to be free speaking.

A rare benefit in todays world

No joke, the day I made enough money to quit my job… I told my boss to get fucked.

#2 Life is free for 95% of purchases

Look…

You don't wanna walk through life ALWAYS checking the price of bread and milk

Its gay and embarrassing, price checking the basic necessities.

And when you begin seeing some semi decent success with copywriting

(1-2 clients)

You suddenly are introduced to a world where that dissipates.

Actually i’m gonna add that to tonights presentation

Note : Price checking basic’s like bread and milk is gay

You cannot live your whole life like that, its demeaning.

#3 Helping and rebounding people

As you make more money…

You will simultaneously be able to:

  •  help those that you love

  • Tell people you dislike to get fucked

A small gesture that holds volumes in the real world.

If you are still reading this far Im going to assume you feel an affinity to at least one of these things

… not even mentioning the time, money and location freedom that comes with being a copywriter.

Tonight I’m doing another one of my notorious Free Classes.

I say Free class…

It’s more like a insult ritual and expression of my free speech…

(People that turn up to this class get their first client after 1 day…)

Limited spaces because we keep crashing the fucking website

If you don't, you're gay :) ♻️

Tom