How to make $10,000/m smoking cigarettes

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Happy Friday Gaylords

Now…

I’m sure you're wondering what the subject line entails…

Well, duh…

Thats kinda why I wrote it…

Did it work… are you intrigued… ;)

Anyway…

Here’s how you can make $10,000 smoking cigarettes.

And Honestly, if we’re being real you can replace cigarettes with anything

  • Drawing

  • Partying

  • Scaring old ladies

  • Pissing on the toilet seat

Basically anything you can think of, if you do what I’m about to say…

Can make you $10,000 a month.

And no

I’m not talking about any of those weird TikTok live mf’s that pretend to be retards for donations.

Ready…?

Spend 95% of your time in the day smoking cigarettes

And 5% doing work that brings in money.

AKA: Work with extremely high leverage.

I’m not talking about some wage slave labour

I’m talking about work you can do for 40 minutes a day that makes you thousands a month.

Because… news flash

THAT’S WHAT I DO.

I spend between 40-70 minutes a day actually working

And the rest of the day learning nun chucks, going gym or

You guessed it…

SMOKING CIGARETTES.

Welcome to the life of a copywriter.

(BTW, I was in a job making £13 an hour 14 months ago).

It’s as simple as deciding what you want to do with your life.

Unless of course…

I mean perhaps…

You… like… your job?

But for those of you who have read this far, I assume you dont

Hope to see you there

Tom Stoic