Bl*jobs on a balcony in Spain

Yo mf

Picture it:

I’m in Spain…

Seville…

Sun beating my skin like a porn addict on a Friday night…

No job, no boss, no commitments… just pure bliss.

The other day I’m chilling on the rooftop terrace of my Air B&B when two girls came over to the pool…

One blonde, short…

One brunette, really short… mf looked like a dwarf icl.

Anyway, I’m just on my mac typing some emails for clients… finishing my 2 hour workday…

(Average for a copywriter)

When we lock eyes and I signal them to come over…

We get chatting, smiles start exchanging and serotonin starts releasing.

The dwarf asks me: “Are you here alone, what are you doing here?”

“Working”.

I say… very discreetly…

The other one says “Sounds nice, to be working around the world, We’re leaving on Sunday this was our quick getaway. Travelling to Spain was always on my bucket list.”

(Bit of a shit bucket list IMO but regardless…)

She then goes:

“Wbu, anything on your bucket list”.

And I dont know why, but with a stone face and deep eye contact I go:

“Always wanted to experience a blowjob on a balcony” with a half smirk.

They burst into a laugh but try to hold it back from embarrassment.

Anyway, they were kinda mid when they came closer, so I made up some BS to leave and said goodbye.

Bare in mind, this was yesterday, a fucking Thursday.

And thats the beauty of being a copywriter… you can just work anywhere… instigate story-worthy experiences and live on your own terms forever.

Alternative?

I’d be stuck in some office back in London… which you may be doing right now.

Life is good I can’t lie.

Anyway… If you wanna change your shit life and potentially do the same the link below may help

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Have a blissful weekend everyone.

Tom Stoic